King of comedy

Exam jokes

*****************PARK AS EXAM CENTRE***************

RAM:- Why r u writing your exams in park?

SHYAM:- I am writing my 'public' exam!.

Cricket jokes

********************PEPSI YEH DIL MAANGE MORE**************

DHONI:- Waiter, get me a soft drink.(The waiter brought a bottle of soft drink but he gave it to gautam gambhir instead of dhoni).

DHONI:- Waiter, Why did you give it to him?

WAITER:- Because gambhir is the opener.

Funny jokes

************************Fact about car************************

BOY:- My father just bought a new car.

FRIEND:- WOW ! which make is it?

BOY:- I don't remember the full name but it starts with 'Z'.

FRIEND:- Stop kidding!, all the cars starts with either petrol or diesel.

Exam jokes

*********************Secret behind every Question paper*********************

MOTHER:- How was the question paper today.

SON:- As usual mom, white sheet with question's printed in black.

school jokes

***********************don't help someone******************

Teacher:- Moral of the lesson is "we should alway's help other". student's now one by one say the help that u have done to other,which is in u r thought.

Mano(Student):- maam  i have done two help to two differnet animal's, while coming to school on the way.

Teacher:- Mano, u have done a great job. Can u say exactly wat help u have done.

Mano(Student):- first help is that on the way i saw a little sparrow felt in a water pond , i just rescued the sparrow  and cleaned  it's wings with my handkerchief. And i took the sparrow with me and started walking to school.

Teacher:- great work, Student's clap your hands for  mano. what is the next help u have done.

Mano:- As i continued to walk , near a garbage i saw a innocent cat which is very hungry and it got nothing to eat.so i given the sparrow which is with me to eat.

school jokes

***********************Cute reason**************************

Teacher:- i m going to check the essay about "my dog" which i told u write and come today.

Heena & Meena:- twin's studying in the same class.

Teacher:- Heena  show u r essay, good one kept it up.

Teacher:- Meena show u r essay, arre u copied it from u r sister.

Meena:- no maam, both the essay is about the same dog(rocky) in our home.