King of comedy

Exam jokes

*****************PARK AS EXAM CENTRE***************

RAM:- Why r u writing your exams in park?

SHYAM:- I am writing my 'public' exam!.

Cricket jokes

********************PEPSI YEH DIL MAANGE MORE**************

DHONI:- Waiter, get me a soft drink.(The waiter brought a bottle of soft drink but he gave it to gautam gambhir instead of dhoni).

DHONI:- Waiter, Why did you give it to him?

WAITER:- Because gambhir is the opener.

Funny jokes

************************Fact about car************************

BOY:- My father just bought a new car.

FRIEND:- WOW ! which make is it?

BOY:- I don't remember the full name but it starts with 'Z'.

FRIEND:- Stop kidding!, all the cars starts with either petrol or diesel.

Exam jokes

*********************Secret behind every Question paper*********************

MOTHER:- How was the question paper today.

SON:- As usual mom, white sheet with question's printed in black.

school jokes

***********************don't help someone******************

Teacher:- Moral of the lesson is "we should alway's help other". student's now one by one say the help that u have done to other,which is in u r thought.

Mano(Student):- maam  i have done two help to two differnet animal's, while coming to school on the way.

Teacher:- Mano, u have done a great job. Can u say exactly wat help u have done.

Mano(Student):- first help is that on the way i saw a little sparrow felt in a water pond , i just rescued the sparrow  and cleaned  it's wings with my handkerchief. And i took the sparrow with me and started walking to school.

Teacher:- great work, Student's clap your hands for  mano. what is the next help u have done.

Mano:- As i continued to walk , near a garbage i saw a innocent cat which is very hungry and it got nothing to eat.so i given the sparrow which is with me to eat.

school jokes

***********************Cute reason**************************

Teacher:- i m going to check the essay about "my dog" which i told u write and come today.

Heena & Meena:- twin's studying in the same class.

Teacher:- Heena  show u r essay, good one kept it up.

Teacher:- Meena show u r essay, arre u copied it from u r sister.

Meena:- no maam, both the essay is about the same dog(rocky) in our home.  

Ignorance jokes

*************************Crazy Boy***************************

Rahul(little boy):- Aunty, what is inside u r stomach?

Pregnant lady:- It's a cute little baby.

Rahul(little boy):- if it is cute,why did u eat it?

Technically Insulting Jokes

****************************CARE TIPS****************************

HEENA:- Can i get something new, other than beauty cream that protect's my face from dust, sunrays etc.....

MEDICAL WALA:-  ya, but not here ,u ill get after two shop. 

HEENA:- wat is the name and how to use it.

MEDICAL WALA:- Daily morning apply "ASIAN PAINTS EXTERIOR EMULSION".   

HEENA:- Stupid, r u joking!

MEDICAL WALA:- no madam, i m serious u get 7 year guarantee  with it.

Scientific Jokes

          ***********************"Do  Some What Different"*********************

                _________Doctor and Engineer love d same girl______

                       ____Doctor gives her a rose but the engineer____

                                  

                                     ___gives her apple daily___                         

                                    

 

Doctor:- ask's  y , Apple ?

Engineer:- An Apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Humour of scientist Wife

         ***********************************Invention of Bulb**********************************

Thomas Edison:-  One fine night, after continous effort . he saw that the bulb is started glowing. He is surprised,exicted and dn't know to whom he would show it. So he wakeup his "WIFE" from sleep.

Wife:-  What happened ?

Thomas Edison:-  See my bulb is glowing .  

Wife:-  Ok ,it is almost late night put off the Light and Sleep.

school jokes

**************************Independent day Special**********************

  

Student's:- Good Morning Sir.

Chief guest:- Good Morning Student's.

Chief guest:- Today is independant day, so i would like to ask a question about Mahatma Gandhi. Every national leader is given the  Dr.  prestige along with their name , such as Dr.Sadar vallabhai patel,  Dr. Mahatma phule etc...... but y Father of the nation " gandhi" , is not given the name Dr.mahatma Gandhi.

One of the Student:- I know the reason, because he is an advocate .

FUNNY JOKES.

TEACHER: Jazzy, are u able to follow the lesson.

JAZZY:but maam, is the lesson is moving ?